Monopoly

Saturday I once again did nothing. I was at my adoptive family's home from noon until almost 10:30 pm. My roommates joined me around 5. In the middle of our "Newlyweds" marathon, with Nick and Jessica, the doorbell rang. When we opened the door, much to our suprise, nobody was there. BUT the little bush outside the door was toilet papered. THIS ISN'T EVEN MY HOUSE! When we went outside, we found another small tree wrapped in TP and Linnea's car was covered in it as well! Not only was there toilet paper hanging off of her car, but each door handle had a coating of peanut butter. We got it all cleaned up and an hour later, we heard a noise outside. Once again, it was all covered in toilet paper. We knew who it was because only a few people know where my adoptive home is. We were laughing and joking about it the rest of the time we were there, but always on the lookout for those stupid boys.
We got back to campus and walked up to the Chalet. Right there, sitting on the table was the Delux Edition Monopoly. Those boys left their beloved game on the table, with nobody around. So, we are holding it hostage. We have a ransom note and everything, warning them of what is to come. Honestly, these boys take their Monopoly games very seriously and now we have it. They are so competitive about it! Tonight I listened to them recite the entire game board! They have every property, every space, every cost memorized!!!! They take this so seriously! I don't think they realize it's missing quite yet though. We still need some good pranks to get them back (suggestions? remember this is bible school...) but for now, it doesn't look like I'll be forced into playing Monopoly very soon.

(The sign above is the ransom note that will be posted for the whole school to see, it reads:

"So you think you're pretty funny, well two can play this game.
Remember who you're up against, for you will be put to shame."

Seriously, if you have any suggestions for pranks...let me know!)